A performance marketing studio for ambitious brands — measured on revenue, not impressions.
We work as a single integrated team — no silos between media, creative and analytics. It's the only way performance marketing actually compounds.
We architect affiliate programs from scratch or rebuild broken ones — commission structure, partner recruitment, tracking, fraud controls, monthly QBRs. Set up once, run for years.
Direct-response buying across Meta, Google, TikTok, native and programmatic. Every campaign is measured against a target CAC or ROAS — nothing else.
In-house creative team ships 20–40 fresh ad variants per week and a testing calendar for landers, offers and email flows. Fatigue is the enemy.
For teams without a growth lead: we sit in the seat. Weekly reporting, incrementality tests, financial modeling and a data warehouse that finally reconciles.
Client names are protected by NDA. Numbers are pulled directly from client dashboards — happy to walk through methodology on a call.
Affiliate program rebuild + paid acquisition
Rebuilt a stalled affiliate program from 8 to 340 active partners and cut blended CAC by 41% across paid channels.
Full-funnel paid media + creative
Took a subscription brand from a 1.7× ROAS ceiling to a sustained 4.9× by rebuilding creative testing cadence and the LP funnel.
Fractional growth + attribution overhaul
Replaced a legacy last-click model with a hybrid MMM + incrementality framework and reallocated 32% of spend to underweighted channels.
Affiliate + creator program
Built a creator-led affiliate program from zero — 210 vetted publishers, standardized offer set, and a monthly newsletter that keeps the funnel warm.
Full case-study deck available under NDA. We'll walk through unblinded data on a first call.
Request the deckWe don't want to be your agency forever. The goal is to build a system your team can run without us — and then get out of the way.
Two-week teardown of your current program — accounts, tracking, offer economics, creative library. You keep the audit whether we work together or not.
We rewire tracking, cull weak partners, install a creative testing calendar and rebuild landers. First 60 days are heavy — that's on purpose.
Once payback is proven, we push spend. Weekly ops reviews, monthly QBRs, quarterly incrementality tests. No agency BS reporting.
When you're ready to bring it in-house, we hire your first growth lead, document every playbook and step out. Retainers should end.
Saturnads was founded in 2022 by operators from the affiliate and paid-media worlds. Every account is run by someone who's spent a decade doing the work — not by a two-year account manager escalating to someone who has.
Program strategy · Client leadership
Prev. media buying at two DTC unicorns and a top-5 affiliate network.
Meta · Google · TikTok · Programmatic
10+ years running direct-response accounts north of $500k/mo.
Static · UGC · Landing pages
Former in-house creative director at a Y-Combinator DTC brand.
Warehouse · Incrementality · MMM
Ex-consultant. Builds the data infrastructure most agencies don't.
Saturnads is a US-registered limited liability company with a Miami office and a fully identified founding team. Below are the official channels we use for company announcements and hiring.
We take on a small number of new engagements each quarter and prefer to start with a 30-minute intro call. Tell us a bit about your program and someone from the team will reply within one business day.